A TRUCK DRIVER
Dan Valentine


HE'S A BIG GUY ... He's a small guy.

He comes in all sizes and shapes ...Short,

tall, skinny and fat, Laughing, serious, happy

and sad.

 

He's transportation with a grin on his face

Distribution with a cocked left eyebrow ...

He's progress with diesel fumes in his hair.

He makes his living holding 40 tons of steel

in his hands . . He has highways in his eyes.

 

He's a TRUCK DRIVER!

 

He hauls milk for the nations babies, dresses

for the nation's ladies . . Steel for the nation's

war machines . . . and bread for the nation's

breakfast tables.

 

Big boots, work pants and a cap on the side

of his head, he's a businessman with grease on

his elbow, philosopher with a bill of lading in

his pocket, diplomat with a steering wheel in

his hands. . . .

 

He likes straight highways Blonde waitresses

Slot machines that pay off Friendly cops . . .

and bonus checks.

 

The road's his home ... He drives today so

the world can live tomorrow ...

 

Laughing, cocky, husky, he's tough enough

to hold his cargo against a hurricane ...

And gentle enough to stop 40 tons of wheeled

steel .. to let a 12 ounce kitten cross the road.

 

He can tell you where to get the best piece of

apple pie on the highway . . . and where the

radar traps are, and which roads to take to

make the fastest time ...

 

He hates, in the order named, phonies,

road hogs, tough traffic cops, highway weigh

stations, small-town justices of the peace ...

Steep hills, Cackling cargo, and weak coffee.

 

He's America on wheels He's big business

with a road map in his pocket ...

 

He's a TRUCK DRIVER...

 

Without him, there would be no gasoline to

run the nation's automobiles ...

No steel to make the machines, no concrete to

build the highways ... No merchandise to spin the

wheels of trade.

 

Born 200 years ago, he would have been a

buccaneer, a privateer, a freebootin' soldier

of fortune.

 

Born 100 years ago, he would have been a

frontier scout, a stagecoach driver ... a rider

of the Pony Express.

 

He has eyes that look over mountains....

He likes to see the other side of hills ...

 

He eats better than a banker, dresses like a

Texas rancher, is more independent than a

newly-elected senator . . . and as temperamental

as an opera prima donna ...

 

He's an authority on politics, women, highway

construction, baseball . . . and the best

way to run a trucking company.

 

He likes the feel of the night wind on his

face and the sound of a purring motor ...

 

He lives by the code of the road . . . and

passes no man by who needs a helping hand.

 

He's got problems, and is not bashful in

airing complaints about the state of the world

at large ...

 

And every trip he threatens to get off the

road and live like other men ...

 

But he never does ... Because the highway

is a flirting Lorelei who hums a haunting tune

for the men who chase the horizon on spinning

wheels . . .

 

And when the tires sing . . . and the road is

straight . and the moon is bright on a ribbon

of cross-country highway, he's the happiest,

most useful man in America ...

 

He's a TRUCK DRIVER !!!!

 

 

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